Parodee's Parodies and Ponderings

 

Everybody's talking 'bout me
That's the game I'm playing
I'm on everybody's mind

 

Pundits, slack-jawed, hear me
I degrade all races
I can bloviate them blind!

 

I'm going where my Trump jet takes me
in the public eye
Cameras rolling ever suits my goal

 

Histrionics play nice in red states
Red meat for the base
Keep my name in the news, that's how I roll!